"My mind is saying go out and party but my body is saying go to bed asshole"

— Kbrigags (acowsopinionmoo), the bestest of friends (via awkwardfriendtotheleft)

Tags: True life

How did this happen??

explicatory:

i’m on an a rollercoaster that only goes straight down to hell where i belong

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mlb + text posts (insp.)

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There. Is. Nothing. To. Do. Here

imsirius:

DAN: When you do interviews, you’re faced with the choice to either be the most boring person on earth or just get ridiculous things written about you from time to time
JOSH HOROWITZ: Sometimes it might be good to be boring
DAN: It might be but I just get bored of myself

                                [Happy 25th Birthday Daniel Radcliffe! (23 July 1989)]

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