davidwrightismylife:

The Mets are 2 games above .500 for the first time since April 2013

davidwrightismylife:

The Mets are 2 games above .500 for the first time since April 2013

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"And thats how I got pregnant."

(Source: whyweloveonceuponatime, via onceuponatime-graphics)

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(via seetherainbowtastetherainbow)

but I dont want to get out of bed and go to class…..

distraction:


A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background. 


omg

distraction:

A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background. 

omg

(Source: afternoonsnoozebutton.com, via awkwardfriendtotheleft)

cooba22:

This one wins

(Source: elementofcrime, via letuscontinuetoblogthings)

flounderyoureallyareaguppy:

a kingdom of procrastination, and it looks like im the queen

(via jennifermorriswan)

drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

(via cassidyswan)